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Zombie Crew Elephant Card

Description: Even as undead, they never forget.

Tags: animal, dead, elephant, gothic, gothic style
Zombie Crew King Cobra Card

Description: Hissss brains are delicious.

Tags: dead, gothic, gothic style, halloween, horror
Zombie Crew Bald Eagle Card

Description: Tearing me up and picking me apart.

Tags: bald eagle, dead, eagle, gothic, gothic style
Zombie Crew Hamster Card

Description: Adorable and deadly.

Tags: animal, dead, gothic, gothic style, halloween
Zombie Crew Hummingbird Card

Description: Brains, brains, brains, brains.

Tags: bird, dead, gothic, gothic style, halloween
Zombie Crew Parrot Card

Description: Rah, eat the brains, rah.

Tags: dead, gothic, gothic style, halloween, horror
Zombie Crew Pig Card

Description: Just a little piglet for the brains.

Tags: animal, dead, gothic, gothic style, halloween
Quit Staring At My Crotch Card

Description: Eyes up here buttercup.

Tags: funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny saying, funny slogan
Look Me In The Eyes Card

Description: Come on, my eyes are way up here.

Tags: dark humor, eye, eyes, face, funny
Zombie Crew Rhino Card

Description: Not to toot my own horn, but I'm pretty awesome.

Tags: dead, gothic, gothic style, halloween, horror
Zombie Crew Porcupine Card

Description: Always dresses sharp to the brain feast.

Tags: animal, dead, gothic, gothic style, halloween
Zombie Crew Peacock Card

Description: You think I'm pretty don't you. Tell me I'm pretty..

Tags: bird, dead, gothic, gothic style, halloween
Zombie Crew Shark Card

Description: Zombie shark do do do do do, zombie shark.

Tags: dead, gothic, gothic style, halloween, horror
Zombie Crew Goat Card

Description: Mess with the zombie goat, you might get the horns.

Tags: animal, dead, goat, gothic, gothic style
Zombie Crew Giraffe Card

Description: You're not out of my reach.

Tags: animal, dead, giraffe, gothic, gothic style
Zombie Crew Badger Card

Description: When all claws and teeth is your entire personality.

Tags: badger, dead, gothic, gothic style, halloween
Zombie Crew Alligator Card

Description: Grandma what big teeth you have.

Tags: alligator, crocodile, dead, gothic, gothic style
Zombie Crew Dachshund Card

Description: Just a wiener dog of doom.

Tags: dachshund, dead, dog, gothic, gothic style
Zombie Crew Bat Card

Description: Batty for brains.

Tags: bat, bats, dead, gothic, gothic style
Zombie Crew Crow Card

Description: Everyone is squawking about brains.

Tags: crow, dead, gothic, gothic style, halloween
Zombie Crew Starfish Card

Description: Always underestimated lol.

Tags: dead, gothic, gothic style, halloween, horror
Zombie Crew Bear Card

Description: I got this gnawing feeling.

Tags: animal, bear, dead, gothic, gothic style
Zombie Crew Bull Card

Description: Sometimes you have to grab the dead by the horns.

Tags: bull, cow, dead, gothic, gothic style
Zombie Crew Sea Turtle Card

Description: Dead under da sea.

Tags: dead, gothic, gothic style, halloween, horror
Zombie Crew Squirrel Card

Description: Brains look like walnuts.

Tags: animal, dead, gothic, gothic style, halloween
Zombie Crew Chameleon Card

Description: I just want to lick your brain, I swear.

Tags: chameleon, dead, gothic, gothic style, halloween
Zombie Crew Beaver Card

Description: The wild is getting wilder.

Tags: animal, beaver, dead, gothic, gothic style
Zombie Crew Angler Fish Card

Description: Just trying to lure you in.

Tags: angler fish, dead, fish, gothic, gothic style
Zombie Crew Wolf Card

Description: Are you part of the pack?

Tags: animal, dead, gothic, gothic style, halloween
Hip Pop Ya Don't Stop Card

Description: Feeling like a creaky old house.

Tags: age, aging, aging humor, arthritis, birthday
Zombie Crew Alpaca Card

Description: Zombie llama mama.

Tags: alpaca, animal, dead, gothic, gothic style
Zombie Crew Moose Card

Description: Be slurping them brains.

Tags: animal, dead, gothic, gothic style, halloween
Zombie Crew Lion Card

Description: The roaring deadies.

Tags: animal, dead, gothic, gothic style, halloween
Zombie Crew Horse Card

Description: Clipity clop, zombies don't stop.

Tags: animal, dead, gothic, gothic style, halloween
Zombie Crew Cat Card

Description: Hey meow.

Tags: animal, cat, dead, gothic, gothic style
Zombie Crew Gecko Card

Description: Waiting like a stalking butler, who's brain will taste the best.

Tags: dead, gecko, gothic, gothic style, halloween

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